How Long Does Laff From Speedway Take? [Ultimate Guide!]

What if I told you there was a way to make your friends beg you to stop making them laugh so hard they pee themselves? Would you try it?

Well, there is a way. And it works like a charm. All you need to do is get a hold of some speedway cards and set up a little game with your friends. There is no need to explain further. Let’s just get down to it.

How To Play

To play, you will simply need to follow these simple steps:

(1) Shuffle the cards and spread them out on a table or a surface area that is big enough to fit all of your friends around it.

(2) The person who shuffles the cards decides who will deal and who will take turns being the dealer. The dealer gives each person a card and the person to their left cuts the cards if they are a palindrome or a number.

(3) The person who cut the cards deals them face down and places them on the table or surface area. The person to the left of the dealer flips over the top card and the dealer reveals the card by saying the name of the suit out loud or showing it to the person who flipped over the card.

(4) Everyone else nods or shakes their head to show whether they want to play or pass. The dealer then turns over the top card and the next person in line deals out the cards.

(5) When everyone has played their hand, the dealer turns over the top card and the winner is the person who gets the most tricks or the highest point total.

The winner can also be the person who has the most tricks when the deck is sorted by suit. However, it requires the dealer to do this step himself. So, he can reveal the suits later. This way, the fun of finding out how many hearts are left is always a surprise. And it keeps people interested in playing because they want to know what trick the dealer is going to pull next.

The Objective

The objective of the game is to make your friends laugh as hard as they can for as long as you can. The person who has the most tricks at the end wins. So, it is truly a competition to see who can make their friends laugh the hardest. In order to guarantee that your friends actually pee themselves, you must use tricks that are too much for them to handle comfortably. The more difficult the trick, the better. This way, they will have to work hard to keep from laughing. And when they are working hard, it is very easy for you to make them pee. So, don’t underestimate this little game. It can really be a lot of fun.

In the event that a friend laughs so hard that they cannot hold it and they have to go to the bathroom, you have the option of making them drink a glass of water. This will usually bring them back to their senses, but sometimes it just takes a few minutes. In which case, you will have to find a way to occupy them until their mirth has subsided. Fortunately, your magic tricks will be there, patiently waiting to be used again. So, you can put them to good use and have your friends smiling and laughing together again in no time at all.

If you follow these simple rules and use this one little game, you will be able to make your friends beg you to stop making them laugh. And you will be happy to oblige because it’s really not that difficult to do. All you need is a deck of cards and some friends and you will be able to feel confident that you’re able to pull off amazing magic tricks. The world is your oyster. Literally.