When you think of unicorns, probably the first things that come to mind are: sweet, magical, and most of all, incredibly rare. Well, how about these three things combined into one tasty beverage? That’s exactly what Speedway Unicorn Drink is, and we’re going to tell you all about it.
Sweetness Sets The Drink Apart
The very first thing that you’ll notice about Speedway Unicorn Drink is that it’s incredibly sweet. Even the best-quality versions have a high sugar content, which gives them that signature “crystallized grapefruit” flavor that you just can’t help but love. The sugar content is high enough to prevent any sort of burning on the way down, creating a smooth texture that isn’t too thinning out.
While the sweetness certainly makes the drink appealing, it’s not the only thing that sets it apart from others. The second thing that you’ll notice is how quickly this drink takes effect. The high sugar content means that it gets into your bloodstream quicker than other drinks. So, while it may not be the lightest drink on the market, it’s definitely the quickest to hit your bloodstream.
A Signature Flavor
The third thing that you’ll notice about Speedway Unicorn is that it has a signature flavor that sets it apart from other drinks. That flavor is grapefruit, and according to co-owner Mike Anthony, it was actually a plant mistake that led to the creation of this particular drink.
In the early 1900s, a grapefruit plant was grown in the Weslaco, Texas soil. However, due to an accident in which a wire from a nursery was inserted into the fruit, the rootstock of the grapefruit was actually cut and the plant began to blossom early. The plant was originally meant to be a pomelo, and it wasn’t until years later that grapefruit became widely available to be grown in the area. What makes this grapefruit even more special is that it’s not just any old grapefruit. It’s a heritage grapefruit, which has been passed down from generation to generation through the Anthony family.
This particular variety of grapefruit is more expensive to buy and requires more work to grow. It doesn’t store well and isn’t as easy to transport as other varieties of grapefruit. So, it’s not exactly something that you can whip up on a whim. If you want to enjoy the unique taste that is the heritage grapefruit, you’re going to have to settle for a few sour lemons instead.
A Unique Texture
The fourth thing that you’ll notice about Speedway Unicorn is its unique texture. It has a smooth, creamy mouthfeel that’s almost like velvet. It doesn’t have the same crisp texture that you’d get from water or soda, but instead, has a smooth and silky appearance that’s incredibly easy to drink. No wonder it’s been branded as “The Cream Soda.”
Like many soft drinks, Speedway Unicorn also contains silica as a thickening agent. However, the unique way that it’s made results in a very smooth texture that’s completely different than what you’d get from other thickened drinks.
A Bit Of A History
Speaking of water, we should probably take a moment to discuss the significance of water in the creation of this magical drink. First off, water is essential to the process of making beer. It was originally designed to be added towards the end, when the beer was already pretty well-carbonated. Since adding water at this point would cause the beer to lose a decent portion of its carbonation, it was only added at the very end, when the beer was already flat. This is why most of the typical German beers you’ll see on a bar are pretty low in carbonation.
However, during World War II, beer was actually outlawed in Germany. This meant that people had to turn to other drinks, like wine and other soft drinks. So, when beer was legalized again, the makers of soft drinks like Perrier and Volvic decided to cash in on the newfound demand. They began creating their own versions of the classic German beers, using the same formula as before the war, but with different ingredients. One of these new beers was actually inspired by the now-famous Hall beer, which is what led to its creation.
If you want to call it quits now, here’s a complete history of the creation of this delicious and magical drink.
The Most Iconic Brewery You’ve Never Heard Of (And Maybe Should)
The name of the company that created Speedway Unicorn is Hall Global, and they’re based in Bamberg, Germany. This brewery was actually founded by Paulaner and is therefore known as the “King of Bavaria’s Brewery.” Paulaner is actually the fourth-largest brewery in the world. Despite their enormous size, they’ve decided to stay away from extravagant advertising and instead rely on word of mouth to generate business.
The company also owns a distillery in Finland, which produces Vodka, Rum, and Schnapps, and a winery in Chile, which specializes in producing “high quality” wines that are “affordable” for the average person. If you’re not familiar, these are hallmarks of a premium brand.
Bavaria is most well-known for its beer, and it’s safe to say that the creation of this magical drink is responsible for much of the beer’s resurgence in Northern Germany. While it’s always great to see popular culture inspire innovation, it’s not always a good thing when it comes to health. Thankfully, this isn’t the case here. One of the primary advantages of this drink is that it has zero grams of alcohol per bottle. So, you’re not going to get drunk off of it. You’re just going to get a nice buzz from drinking it.
How Do You Drink It?
Now that you know the ins and outs of the creation story of Speedway Unicorn, it’s time to learn how you drink it. First off, you’re going to want to pour it into a glass. While it is true that you can drink it out of a bottle, you’re going to want to avoid doing this, as it may cause issues with the bottle’s closure. After you pour the soda into your glass, you’re going to float a couple of ice cubes on top of it. The reason for this is that the soda will begin to cool quickly once it’s in your glass, and it won’t stay at the desired drinking temperature if you add it to ice directly from the bottle. So, by placing the ice on top of the drink, you’re allowing it to stay at a cold temperature for longer. Alternatively, you can add it to an empty glass and fill it with cold water. This last option is especially beneficial if you’re going to be driving afterwards, as the coldness of the soda will keep you refreshed.
Once you’re done drinking, you should dispose of the spent ice cubes and glass in the trash. While it is true that the glass can be cleaned and recycled, the ice cubes have a different story to tell. The point of placing the ice cubes on top of the soda is to allow the drinker to enjoy it at a cold temperature. If you place the ice in the drink or in the sink, it will melt, and the drinker will have to heat it up before drinking. So, in this case, you’re better off just throwing the ice away. Despite what you may think, this is not a health drink. It is, however, a sweet drink with a high sugar content. So, enjoy it in moderation, and clean up after yourself. Otherwise, you may end up with an expensive and costly clean-up in the morning. This is also why it’s not a good idea to store this bottle in the fridge. At best, the cold may slow down the drink’s decomposition, but it also serves to make it spoil faster. So, it’s always better to drink it at room temperature.
One last thing before we let you go. Sometimes, when we’re searching for a new drink to try, we come across a brand that we’ve never heard of. Well, here’s a little insider info for you. If you Google “Sidney Spencer’s Rum,” you’ll come across a review by an anonymous user who, after trying out the product, proclaims it to be “an amazing rum.” So, if you’re looking for a new rum to try, give Spencer’s Rum a try. You may just find that it’s your new favorite. Until next time, cheers!